Editor's Note: This short article was written by Coconuts Bangkok's 2 female editors, based upon anecdotal proof, observation and hours of conversation with real, real males. If you have actually remained in Bangkok awhile, you might acknowledge a few of these profile types. If you're new to the city, you may consider this a crash course. No matter how you take a look at it, it's meant to be funny and don't fret, we're currently at work on our outrageous profiles of the city's guys.