Based on the 2003 book of the same name by Jon Krakauer, it's been adapted by Oscar-winning American screenwriter Lance Dustin Black and will be directed by British filmmaker David Mackenzie, whose credits include Hell Or High water.

Again he said unto me, Prophesy upon these bones, and say unto them, O ye dry bones, hear the word of the LORD. And I answered, O Lord GOD, thou knowest.

Sitcom shit, basically. I'm the same as any parent trying to figure out how this stuff is supposed to work.