Brendan is expected to be discharged from hospital on July 11 and biofreeze spray his family are now trying to raise money for the prolonged treatment couches while also supporting his seven-year-old son and three-year-old daughter.

The overall rise in long-term sickness comes at a time when NHS waiting lists have swollen to 7.3million, serola belt partly as a result of strikes by junior therapy couch doctors, nurses and paramedics.
The number of patients waiting for community musculoskeletal services stood at more than 290,000 at the end of March.



Four years on Lily is now a normal 'cheeky' teenager - who is now able to attend school part-time - but she still has no use of her left arm, and has some issues with speech (she is pictured after her stroke attending her first football game to support Port Adelaide).

Last year, 69 per cent of 14- and 15-year-olds had the vaccine, therapy couch compared with 76 per cent in 2021 and tiger tape 88 per cent in 2018. Cases of the condition doubled between 2020 and treatment couches 2022, according to charity Meningitis Now.

Which is why the medical profession is taking an interest in so-called 'circadian lighting' technology — which mimics the pattern of natural daily sunlight to 'reset' our internal body clocks (or hydraulic treatment couch circadian rhythms) and so improve sleep and hydraulic treatment couch wellbeing.