"Hi Jean," his mammy and he said in unison. "Hi squirt," she said. At the time, she was six and thought the superiority was cute. "What's up?" his old lady added.
"I'll acquire you positive I weigh a specific hundred and five pounds, young bloke, and I'm one five foot three, not six foot three." She was grinning when she said it, but there was a dwarf scrap of joy in her voice.