Heya! As world famous, you may have heard of my name, Bill Hanstock. Some may think that I am joking, but I am being completely serious. I have been lying for years for popular websites such as Progressive Boink, and boy does it pay off!





Lying does many things for me, but the main thing is that it gets me laid. Lying is the golden path for getting women to take their panties off, and all it takes it a bunch of BS articles that you will get paid for. Lazy? So am I! Or in other words? Lie like your life depends on it and you will always have enough money to take a hottie out on a date. And by date I mean take her out to a back alley and rape her until you have earned back all the trouble you have spent.





For example look at my ultimate BS article on Rob Liefeld the rob of Rob Liefeld fame for Liefeld. In this article, I raped Rob Liefeld the way I rape teenage girls from my local highschool. Sorry Rob, but someone had to be my victim for me to make it ahead in life, and your time had come. By making up a few things and pointing out a few flaws, it is now Progressive Boinks top article! Am I cool or what?





So bottom line? Rob Liefeld deserved what came to him, and I am now laughing my way to the bank while getting blown in the car. I am joking of course, but soon you will be thanking Bill Hanstock. See that? The secret does work!