Shit happens." --from the documentation for Aircrack "A lot of vanilla people just use Halloween as an excuse to dress like us." --Erzulie "Robin, we wanted this. Don't be a dumbass." --Dolly Parton "Squeak that toy like it's 2020! Two of my favorite states." --Adam Savage "Oh, babu88bd America - where finding connectivity is like finding water on Arrakis." "Yeah. Nails on a chalkboard good! Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius "You sleep with the fishies, little food pellet!" --Jason "That drink sucked!" --Bobby Flay "Ewww!" "I don't want to hear about it. If it's black it was my fault, I was dusting." "It's trying to communicate in semaphore." --Bryce and Lyssa "Apparently there is a real void in the porno world for scenes involving flamethrowing hearses." --Pyrotech C3H8, on ALEXI appearing in a pornographic movie "I can see your boobs from here." --Kurt Harland, on stage at the DNA Lounge, 20080113 "The Earth does one thing very well: It rides out all these maniacs." --Louis Trapani, on eschatological obsession "I'd been writing in C for a number of years, and I'd developed a sort of pidgin C that I used in fleshing out modules. I'd write a few pages in this high-level pseudo-C, then spend half a day ''compiling it'' into 6502 assembler. Sometimes a significant chunk of code would work the first time (this is a scary experience, really it is)." --Landon Dyer, on working for Atari in 1982 "The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind." --H.P.

The story is ending. Now would be a wise time for you to invest in a bunker or bomb shelter." --Hasufin "Let's face it, we're not changing the world. Dystopian bullshit. Bring me my cave of burning trash. Milkshakes ain't got nothin' on petroleum! Mutual aid is the GOAL, not a grift. Sometimes it's better to be a bit dumb because then you do not overthink things and you take more risks." --Damoor Sahami "You do not need to become a 'better' person after you experience trauma. What it can do is describe the underlying fractal pattern which creates them. Bobby Flay "We have massive, industrial, stainless steel ice cream machines, and I pity the fool who gets in their way!" --Alton Brown "I believe the accepted term for people like that is 'ass-clown'. I had to look it up." --R. This is consistent with Mr. Lofwyr's management philosophy to increase vigilance and attention to detail.